Future Brands

The Brutally Honest Brand Health Check You Need

Public Opinion

Think your brand’s in great shape? Let’s find out.

Think your brand’s in great shape? Let’s find out.

Most founders don’t need another “how to” guide. They need a mirror. Something that cuts through the noise, calls out the gaps, and forces the uncomfortable but necessary questions. This is that mirror.

It’s the exact diagnostic we run inside Smack Bang before we build, scale, or course-correct a brand. Blunt, practical and often, the difference between a pretty brand and a profitable one.

If you’ve ever wondered why your growth feels slower than it should be, why your messaging isn’t sticking, or why you’re losing customers to brands you know aren’t as good, this will show you, in black and white, where the leaks are.

Unlock it, run your brand through it, and you’ll know exactly which levers to pull to create the kind of brand that doesn’t just look the part, it owns its category.

Think your brand’s pulling its weight? Run it through this blueprint and you’ll know (in about five minutes) whether you’re sitting on a growth engine or a glossy liability. No fluff, no filler, just a straight-up diagnosis of where you’re winning and where you’re leaking momentum.

Warning: once you see your weak spots, you can’t unsee them.

The Brand Blueprint

Smack Bang’s strategic reality check for founders who want to build unforgettable, culture-shaping, and category-defining brands.

“Brand isn’t how your company looks. It’s how your company wins.” — Tess Robinson

This is the framework we come back to, every time. Whether we’re building a brand from the ground up or pressure-testing one mid-pivot, this blueprint keeps us honest.

It’s not a checklist for “looking good.” It’s a system for making strategic brand moves that drive growth, spark loyalty, and carve out space in culture. Equal parts business lens and creative gut-check, it’s how we help brands do more than just exist. It’s how we help them matter.

If you’re a founder, marketer, or creative operator wondering whether your brand is truly pulling its weight, start here.

  1. No sugarcoating. This is where clarity outranks ambition.
  2. Spot the weak spots. Your unchecked boxes = your growth ceiling.
  3. Prioritise. A beautiful brand won’t save a broken business model. Sequence matters.
  4. Act. A strategy without execution is just a Pinterest board.

The Brand Blueprint Diagnostics

Measure what matters. Fix what’s holding you back.

Continue reading on our Substack, Public Opinion.

https://smackbang.substack.com/p/the-cult-brand-formula-decoded

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